5 Years of Spanish Finally Came In Handy: A Humanitarian Sort Of Tale.

Our paint job was on-site at the restaurant today, and there was a small Spanish man who was to be “used at our will” for the day. The guy who owns the place is one of those rich white dudes who thinks that yelling commands will help people understand English (he’s not deaf you idiot.) So after seeing the owner boss this guy around I went over and worked next to him so I could figure out his name. Vanessa and I surprised him by prefacing the conversation in Spanish.

Over the next couple of hours we talked in broken languages. I asked his name, he said “Nemo”, I told him I know that’s what the owner called him but what was his given Spanish name and he responded: “The name my mother gave me is Nemorio, but when I started working in America my bosses called me Nemo because it’s easier to say. I really don’t like the name Nemo.” So for the rest of the day I called him Nemorio.

All day we worked in a filthy basement covered with paint/sweat and choking on dirt, and above us we could hear the rich people laughing and clinking champagne glasses. It was kind of poetic.

People are so interesting.

blue-monday: I would pretty please like to learn how to make cloth flowers to put on cardigans and shit. I know how to make these! It’s rull simple, I could teach youz. They’re called Rosettes, and its pretty much just spiriling one long piece of fabric and sewing it together as you go along (once you get to the outer layers you can loop them as you spiral so it looks like bigger petals). I’ve also found these sold by the roll as trim, so you could cut up some of that shit and put it on your goofy cardigans.

blue-monday:

I would pretty please like to learn how to make cloth flowers to put on cardigans and shit.

I know how to make these! It’s rull simple, I could teach youz. They’re called Rosettes, and its pretty much just spiriling one long piece of fabric and sewing it together as you go along (once you get to the outer layers you can loop them as you spiral so it looks like bigger petals). I’ve also found these sold by the roll as trim, so you could cut up some of that shit and put it on your goofy cardigans.

Lolz painting in a dungeon w/o goggles.

Lolz painting in a dungeon w/o goggles.

Taking Woodstock was fantastic! I recommend it to everyone, there’s so much love in this film. It also had a lot of guy love, which I adore because the more it’s in movies the more people will start accepting it. The storyline was way different from what I was expecting (in a good way), and Emile Hirsch’s part was way smaller than they make it seem in the previews. Watch Movies has some really decent versions.

Taking Woodstock was fantastic! I recommend it to everyone, there’s so much love in this film. It also had a lot of guy love, which I adore because the more it’s in movies the more people will start accepting it. The storyline was way different from what I was expecting (in a good way), and Emile Hirsch’s part was way smaller than they make it seem in the previews.

Watch Movies has some really decent versions.

fuckyeahsharks: Alex had to outdo the two-story shark with a nine-story shark. If you could project FUCK YEAH! in there it would make one hell of a Bat Signal. THAT’S MY SCHOOL!!!! Sometimes UArts can be pretty rad.

fuckyeahsharks:

Alex had to outdo the two-story shark with a nine-story shark. If you could project FUCK YEAH! in there it would make one hell of a Bat Signal.

THAT’S MY SCHOOL!!!! Sometimes UArts can be pretty rad.

feepuff: prettyfoods: Submitted by summertoast JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Auto-Reblog for singling me out with Asian inspired Wall-E foodz.

feepuff:

prettyfoods:

Submitted by summertoast

JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auto-Reblog for singling me out with Asian inspired Wall-E foodz.

Man, I wish you guys could smell what is going on in my kitchen right now.

reggieray:

feats-of-strength:

piemakerwillie:

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I’d prefer if you kept your sex life with Mike less public.

Thank you for making the joke that I was right about to make.  I love it

Carrot and Butternut Squash soup from scratch, bros. Thanks for perving up my homecooked meal. You’re not getting any now.

…They’re not gettin’ any but Mike is!! …In the kitchen…

Most definitely going to this! If you’re in Philly you should be there too: 9th and Spring Garden area. PS- The show went off without a hitch! Possible pictures later.

Most definitely going to this! If you’re in Philly you should be there too: 9th and Spring Garden area.

PS- The show went off without a hitch! Possible pictures later.

The Experimental Costume Show is tonight, I’m displaying this heart that I patterned, it has a deflated balloon inside that’s attached to a pump, and goes inside of a chest piece. The performance is my model dancing around, and then she collapses, and I rush out and pump the heart up and she keeps going. We have silly dialogue and dance to Will Smith, it should be fun/a wake up call because everyone elses pieces are super serious.

The Experimental Costume Show is tonight, I’m displaying this heart that I patterned, it has a deflated balloon inside that’s attached to a pump, and goes inside of a chest piece.

The performance is my model dancing around, and then she collapses, and I rush out and pump the heart up and she keeps going. We have silly dialogue and dance to Will Smith, it should be fun/a wake up call because everyone elses pieces are super serious.

Ghost Hunting Pt. 2

Mike and I went ghost hunting again at The Arsenal, I took about 20min of video that I’m going to edit together, just so I can show you people (Willie) how crazy this place is and how awesome it would be to explore it (…with Willie)!

Our adventure stopped when the flashlight ran out of batteries in the tunnel (FRIGHTENING.).